May 15, 2005

• "Coffee, tea, or me without a pension?"

  Angry, senior United Airlines flight attendants have created a revealing new calendar to earn some $$$ and protest the likely loss of their pension benefits due to the airline's recent financial troubles. 

  Earlier this week, a bankruptcy court approved United's plan to terminate 9.8 billion dollars in "guaranteed" employee pension obligations.  This represents the biggest corporate pension default in the United States ever.  The pension was insured, but only up to 5 billion dollars, so United workers stand to lose about one-third or more of what was promised to them.

  

  Besides provocative, aviation themed photos,each page contains a clever jab at United, although the airline is not mentioned by name.  Some examples of the biting humor include:

  • "Marry Me, fly free -- but don't expect anything from my pension."
  • "Are your butts covered?  We thought ours were too!"
  • "Coffee, tea or me, without a pension?"
  • "Will you be prepared if your retirement plan gets bombed?"
  • "If your pension is terminated, will you be left with only a wing and a prayer?"

  The brainchild of the project, retired flight attendant Connie Baker, said that her inspiration was the 2003 film Calendar Girls,where a group of older British women pose nude in a calendar forcharity.  Baker is 59 and stands to lose roughly one-half of her$2800 a month pension.  And yes, Baker is one of the gals who posed for "Stewardesses Stripped".

  For more information or to order the (2006) calendar visit the Stewardesses Stripped website.  T-shirts to show your support are also available!

  -- Snowman

  For further reading and sources:

  United Gets Approval to Ditch Pensions, CBS42 KEYE, CBS Worldwide & AP, 05.11.05
  Attendants Expose United Pension Loss, Seattle Times by Dave Carpenter, 05.14.05
  

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  P.S  From time to time, flight attendent fantasies and "mile highclub" adventures make their way into porn.  Here are some examples:

  

  Sky Foxes, Suze Randall / PurePlay Media, D. Victor Nye, 1986 -- New released on DVD, this title features Asian babe Sheena Horne, Megan Bradley, Paula Harlow, Krista Lane, and 80's raincoater favorite Brittany Stryker.  Stewardesses are the main theme of this feature from the mid-80's.  The girls swap erotic tales (that are re-enacted for the movie) and wear sexy, realistic uniforms.  There are seven sex scenes crammed into 73 minutes, so things move along at a good clip with a variety of attractive women.  Roger Pipe sez this movie was one of his favorites when it was released and that Paula is one of his "top five unsung porno hotties ever."  To purchase this DVD, click here!

  

  Coffee, Tea or Me?, Cal Vista/NuTech Digital, D. Bob Vosse, 1984 -- This title preceded SkyFoxes by a couple of years at the dawn of the video age.  Onceagain, flight attendants and sex in the friendly skies are the major themes.  Coffee, Tea or Me? moves at an even more frantic pace, fitting 10 scenes into 81  minutes.  The starlets here are Tara Aire, Juliet Anderson, Erica Boyer, Lynx Canon, Janie Robbins, Rosa Lee Kimball, and AshleyWells.  Erica, Lynx and Janie were all relatively nasty girls in their era but not the best looking.  Coffeewas released on DVD back in 2000.  The dated looking boxcover (which would have looked dated even back in '84) puts me off a bit even though we all know you can't judge a book -- or adult movie -- by it's cover.  Andy Blake reviewed the dvd version and praised the film  quality as "excellent" and the transfer to DVD"good as well."  To purchase this DVD, click here!

  

  Occasionally, Max Hardcore used to anally "stove pipe" one of his girls in the bathroom on long flights to Europe and include these quickie scenes as a bonus. One such scene was in Planet Max #01 (2000) with Melody Love.    Hollywood Hardcore #14 (2000) welcomed Jade Marcelato the backdoor "Mile High Club". 

  I did find these scenes very entertaining to watch,especially the one with raincoater MVP Jade.  The sex in public element -- and in this case, in the cramped quarters of a airplane restroom, presumable with seated passengers nearby -- boost the kink and heat factor substantially.  Sadly neither of these titles have made it to DVD yet and the availability of the VHS versions is spotty.  After 9-11 filming this type of scene became a whole lot harder.  I doubt we'll see any new commercial airline, anal antics from Max in the future.

  

  [dza-01, Shuttle Japan]

  Last but not least, the Japanese have taken costume play to new height in porn.  JAV titles featuring airline stewardesses pop up regularly.  Shuttle Japan, a studio famous for messy bukkake movies with starlets in costume, has several series for devoted  flight attendant fanatics.  In fact, a new one called "Naughty Flight Attendant -- Would You Like Bukkake & Big Boobs?" was just released.  For those of you who do not read Japanese, here's the synopsis: 

  Look!!! Her huge boobs!!! A naughty flight attendant Cocoa serves kiss with hand-job, boob-job,blowjob, showing masturbation, drinking, fuck & cum her inside, or anything on your flight. She heals you very well by her excellent boobs. On Bukkake, she takes thick semen on her beautiful face!!! Whata naughty & loyal flight attendant!!!

  Here are a couple of other JAV releases in this sub genre, also from Shuttle:

  

  [dsk-09, Shuttle Japan]

  

  [dbs-01, Shuttle Japan]

  To check out all the Shuttle titles in this category:

  http://www.shuttle-japan.com/html/stew0e.html

   

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