Shit! According to Forbes, I don't have what it takes to be a billionaire! I took the online "
Billionaire Personality Quiz"and I only scored 44 out of 100. My results were, "Upper TaxBracket -- Nice house in the 'burbs, country club membership, privateschools, two-car garage -- enjoy!" Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Ever wonder if you were missing anything in AOL chatrooms? Here's an excerpt from a room I was parked in today:
Tcelica93: getting head rite now
Larryheath67: Oh......I KNEW THAT
Larryheath67: dang
Tcelica93: leave me alone
Manchamp3: A kind word never broke anyones mouth.
Tcelica93: im lovin it up here
Snookinhardinfl: IM GETTIN A HANJOB FROM MY SELF RIGHT NOW
Larryheath67: oh,I see
Manchamp3: but what does that mean?
Larryheath67: HE CANT DEVULGE THAT
Tcelica93: that means hes about to shoot whit sticky shit
Larryheath67: ARE YOU NOT ONE OF US??
Snookinhardinfl: HOLD ON NO ONE TYPE ANYTHING..................................................AHHHHHHHH THANKYOU
Larryheath67: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Larryheath67: sorry
Tcelica93: hey snook
Tcelica93: i need a favor
Tcelica93: please
Snookinhardinfl: I WORE A GLOVE YESTERDAY IT WAS LIKE GETTIN STRANGE
Manchamp3: i guess that means snookie is a boy
Tcelica93: can u bring ur hand and do me a job
Larryheath67: OMG
Snookinhardinfl: WHERE U AT
Tcelica93: planet krypton
Larryheath67: Again......OMG
Tcelica93: just take the nearest star and ull get here
Larryheath67: where they make bulbs
Snookinhardinfl: IF YOU SIT ON YOUR HANDS TILL THEY GO NUMB ITS LIKE THERE SOMEONE ELES HANDS
Larryheath67: lol
Snookinhardinfl: ITS THAT EASY
DrJakeThibodaux2: I thought Krypton blew up????
Larryheath67: Glock 21
Larryheath67: it did
Manchamp3: do u know there could be little viral germ things under his fingernails?
Tcelica93: ok does it come with instructions
Larryheath67: I got the tape
Snookinhardinfl: IF YOU USE A DIFFERENT GLOVE EVERY DAY ITS LIKE GETTIN STRANGE
Tcelica93: good shitI
don't believe "Tcelica" was receiving head. But sadly, I
do believe "Snookinhardinfl" was strokin' it. Who would have thought AOL was such a great place for masturbation tips!? I knew AOL was good for something!
I saw this in March's
Playboy and thought it was funny (YES I actually do read the articles and they are quite good)!
Websites that Sound Smutty (but Aren't)
cummingfirst.com (Cumming First United Methodist Church)
gotahoe.com (Lake Tahoe, Incline Village/Crystal Bay Visitors Bureau)
whorepresents.com (a database of agents and whom they represent)
ipanywhere.com (ipAnywhere, an add-on to pcAnywhere software)
penisland.net (Pen Island, a custom pen seller) -- awww this guy bailed and the domain is for sale!
expertsexchange.net (European Experts Exchange, a source for IT advice)
therapistfinder.com (a database of therapists)
If you guys know of any others, please let me know!
Last call to submit a logo concept for
Blue Syren Productions. If I go with your logo submission, I will pay you
$200. Here's the latest entries:
Last but not least, I added about 50 more photos from this years AVN AEE event in Vegas on
my Flickr page. I still have a lot more to add and I'll do it gradually as I have time.
Enjoy the rest of the weekend!
-- Snowman
Comments (1)
Thanks for stopping by and for your comments; good stuff, thanks :) Love the Pet Shop Boys-brings back great Jr. Hi. memories
Loved the 'dirty' websites LOL 
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