March 17, 2007

  • Happy Saint Patrick's Day!




    Happy Saint Patrick's Day! 

    If you are out celebrating today, have fun and be safe.  Here's an Irish toast you may wish to use:

    “May your glass be ever full.
    May the roof over your head be always strong.
    And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.”

    Ever wonder if there is any Irish porn?  The answer is YES!  "Lepreporn" debuted in 2005 with the series "Fucked in Ireland".  It's billed as the "First porno ever shot on location Ireland [with] 100% Irish girls!."  There are now two episodes in the series.



    On his Snackbox Diaries blog, Nat King Coleslaw posted a snippet of transcribed dialog from the movie.  I must say, it is pretty amusing!

    The action proper starts after about 10 minutes with Tony James fucking Tiffany/Lucy in the shower. No introduction, just two naked bodies shagging in the steam. It's a generously-sized cubicle with a disabled seat which permits a full range of positions.

    Tony: "Ah c'mon! Lift yer bleedin' leg willya? If I got my jollies rubbing me langer offa someone's thigh, I wouldn't ha' bothered leavin' me house!"
    Tiffany: "Jaysus, gimme a sec willya?"
    [from outside]
    Pascal: "Lads, ye gonna be long in there?"
    Tiffany: [giggles]
    Pascal: "Seriously now lads, I need to lay some pipe an' there's a fuckin' goat in the field out back an' there's no fuckin' way I'm droppin' me trews out there."

    In a bedroom Tony and blonde Eire start to undress. This doesn't take long as Tony wears only boxers and Eire top and pants. Just as they are fully nude Yasmin enters and she too is soon out of her clothes.

    Yasmin: "Ah yeah, yeh sneaky bitch yeh. Sneakin' off for a birra ridin' an' tellin' me yeh were off for a dump. Here, I fancy a birra sauce on me kebab as well, wha?"

    Tony fucks both girls on the bed starting with Yasmin in reverse cowgirl.

    Tony: "Hey Yasmin. Turn this way, yeah?"
    Yasmin: "Wah? Wah for, yeh sayin' I'm ugly like?"
    Tony: "Ah shut yar fuckin' hoop o' course I'm noh! Just turn around like! This is called the reverse cowgirl."
    Yasmin: "Cowgirl? Yeh cheeky bollicks. Fuckit, I'll give it a go, just don't go tryin' teh milk me."

    Doggy and deep missionary for both girls as Tony swaps his [rooster] between [moggies]

    Yasmin [bent over couch]: "Jaysus, this is only deadly. I get teh read Heat while shit-fer-brains back there plugs away."
    Eire [also bent over couch]: "Gimme a look! Wassit say about Geri Halliwell?"
    Yasmin: "Says ah...SMACK ME ARSE ONE MORE TIME AN' I'LL KILL YEH...sorry now, says ah...she won't let the father see her new baby."
    Eire: "Thass terrible."
    Yasmin: "Yeah. DON'T EVEN TINK OF STICKIN' YER PINKY IN THERE. That Halliwell has no class, no class."
    Eire: "Yer right, yer right." [glancing back] "Here you, giz a birra that."

    ...finally pulling out and coming over Yasmin's bum.

    Tony: "Jaysus, all this motion is disturbin' me pot-noodle."
    Eire [getting dressed] : "Tony, thah pot-noodle looked well ourra date."
    Tony: "I tink yer right-" [pressing his hand to his mouth] "-awh bollicks I'm gonna spew!"
    [Tony pulls out and barges over Yasmin's waggling rump en route to the bathroom]
    Tony: "GANG-WAY!"
    Yasmin: "AH YEH BIG PRICK YEH!"

    Mr. Coleslaw summed up this movie as, " a fantastic cinematic experience!"  If you want to check out these "lucky charms" for yourself, here are some shopping links:

    Fucked in Ireland #01 DVD
    Fucked in Ireland #02 DVD

    -- Snowman