QUICKIE REVIEW

Assploitations #06, Mayhem/Sin City, d. Ariana Jollee -- featuring Ariana Jollee, Dana Vespoli, Melissa Lauren, Sandra Romain, Tory Lain, pod 11.25.05, released 02.23.06.

In the sixth release of this all anal series from Sin City, butt slut Ariana Jollee takes the wheel from (former contract star) Aurora Snow.  How much real "direction" and production authority the starlets actually have is open to debate.  Also, the series uses different shooters nearly every time, so don't look for a consistent look and feel between episodes.  In this installment, experienced raincoat director Jim Powers handles the videography (and perhaps much more). 

What is pretty consistent in this series is an abundance of hardcore anal action.  However, the casting here is not very adventurous.  Porn fans will not be surprised to see any of these girls grinding their asses on a cock -- all of them were broken in a long time ago.  Here's how many scenes each has appeared in at the time of this review:  Adriana (262), Dana (111), Melissa (204), Sandra (191), Tory (110).  That's a total of 878 scenes between them, many of which included anal.  So, it would be fair to say, one of the main challenges for Ms. Jollee and Mr. Powers on this disc is to show us something we haven't seen before.

Ariana pops up in all the scenes, sometimes she is analed, but in others she's mostly around to assist.  Fans of Ms. Jollee will want this disc for sure.  Jollee seems to encourage aggressive and loud dirty talk by the starlets.  On Assploitations #06, there's an abundance of edgy looking Caucasian brunettes here wearing hot fetish clothing.  Also, the opening tease sequences (all of which include anal play) were interesting.  The intros involve the "creative" use of toys and props including lighted Christmas lights with large bulbs, ping pong balls, and light saber type swords.  In a close race, the strongest scenes feature Sandra Romain (great doggy anal plus DP) and Dana Vespoli.  Dana looks thinner here and goth.  She's wearing tall black boots and has matching black nails.  At the start of her scene, she is wrapped in cellophane.  Hot!

All in all, I think there are just enough unique aspects to these scenes to recommend Assploitations #06 and set it apart from every other all anal disc on the market.  The extra effort made on the introductions and kinky wardrobe goes a long way.  The cast is top notch, but over-exposed, unless you happen to be a true fan of the starlets and can't get enough.  On the other hand, their experience shows and there is no hesitation to get down and dirty.  Good make-up and production values.  Extras include short interviews & behind the scenes.

Disc Rating:  B

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P.S. -- Thanks to Sin City for providing a screener of this disc!

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-- Snowman

I am looking for male talent for an adult video shoot in Sacramento on Friday, May 12th.  The scene is a boy/girl anal scene with an Asian starlet.  A second minor scene (probably a BJ) is also possible.  If it goes, the BJ scene may have two Asian girls.  The shoot will likely be in the afternoon and take about 3-4 hours for male talent.  The scene is "gonzo" style with a brief set-up.  About one hour of that time is actual sex.  The rest is filming other footage, paperwork and waiting time.

I prefer someone with adult experience, but newbies who think they are up to the task are welcome to contact me.  This could be your big chance to break into porn!  If you think that's easy, just travel to the valley and see how far you get.  Additional shoots in Northern California are very possible if the shoot goes well.  I am looking to build a team for repeated use on future projects.  You must be reliable, take direction well, be easy going, and be able to maintain an errection for the duration of the shoot and cum without too much difficultly.

You must be 18 years or older and have two forms of ID, at least one of which must be government issued (such as a driver's license or passport).  A current HIV/STD test is also required preferable through AIM.  AIM has a draw station in Sacramento and prices its services at cost for adult talent.  Plus they can provide the results quickly and provide documentation in an easy to understand format.

If interested, please contact ASAP via e-mail.  It's best to include include some photos and tell me a little about yourself including experience (if any) and size.  Pay is neogotible.

Thanks!

-- Snowman

P.S. -- I'm always looking for female talent interested in shooting in Northern or Southern California.  I'm especially interested in Asian & Latina girls, although all are welcome to contact me.

QUICKIE REVIEW

Max Does the Stars #02 - "Before they were superstars, they were Max super whores!"

EXP/Max Hardcore, d. Max Hardcore, 2006 (compilation release date), 101 minutes, featuring Olivia, Briana Banks (aka Mirage), Queeny Love, Leanni Lei, Jade Marcela, Anastasia Blue, Alysin Embers. 

Max mines his vaults again by re-releasing six scenes from his extensive back catalog on this compilation disc.  The scenes here were shot between 1999 to 2001.  During this period Max was not as extreme as he is today, with more emphasis on straight butt fucking and less emphasis on "euro" footage that never makes it onto the USA versions anyway.  Although it's a bit of a stretch to describe all the girls here as "superstars" of porn, some of them are more well known than the average Max model. 

Briana Banks (aka Mirage) is probably the biggest star here.  She was featured as Penthouse Pet of the Month in June of 2001 and later went on to be a Vivid contract girl.  The skinny, leggy blond gets sodomized on Max's yellow patio sofa in typical Max fashion.  Lots of reverse cowgirl footage while Briana makes faces of anguish.  Toward the end of the scene, Max briefly fucks her twat at the same time with his favorite red dildo before glazing her messy face.

The best scene on the disc features Asian pixie Leanni Lei. In retrospect, it seems clear that Leanni was a starlet that possessed the porn "X-factor."  It's hard to pin it down precisely, but her secret sauce goes a long way in this unforgettable scene.  Leanni sparkles in her role as a bubbly cheerleader and Max milks the odd contrast between innocence and whoredom for every last drop.  Leanni takes Max's cock up her ass in multiple positions and looks absolutely fabulous in all of them.  The scene ends with a gooey upside down facial.

The other "don't miss" scene on this collection stars Asian hottie Jade Marcela and blond Anastasia Blue.  Max nails both of these extremely nasty girls in his motor home.  Each chick takes it up the rump and there's plenty of slobber, a2ogm and rimming action for raincoaters.  The scene ends on a kinky note with Max jerking off on Jade's pink holes, nicely on display with dual speculums.  Then Anastasia sucks cream via a tube from Jade's ass and the girls swap the faux cum.   

The other three scenes, with Queeny Love, Alysin Embers and Olivia contain more of the same Max antics.  In passing, cover girl Olivia, with her ridiculous large bolt-ons, bleached big blond hair and spacey behavior is perhaps the most perfect dancer, bimbo type Max has ever shot.   

Disc Rating:  B

-- Snowman

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Happy Monday People!

Imation's DVD Media with "Forcefield" Scratch Resistant Coating

I picked up a few packs of Imation's new blank DVD media with "Forcefield" protective coating at Target the other night on clearance.  I have been reading about TDK's "armor plated" discs for a few years, but never saw them stocked anywhere.  I didn't even know Imation got into the game until now.  It was also surprising they were on clearance already.  Maybe Target shoppers are not very sophisicated when it comes to media selection? Perhaps they are just plain cheap?  You can get 10 right now for just $7.79 including slim line jewel cases!

At any rate, Forcefield coated discs are harder than normal discs and resist scratching and scuff marks.  They also do not attract dust and are much easier to remove fingerprints from.  I'm all for more reliable recording media and think it's a wise investment to spend a little more for the peace of mind that comes from a more durable disc.  It doesn't take much to render a disc totally unusable.  It's happened to me plenty of times.  When you think about how precious the data stored on the discs is why take chances?  These type of discs are also awesome for uses where you just know they are likely to get abused -- discs for the car, discs for travel, discs that will be handled frequently, discs intended for children.  If you don't want to drive to Target, Amazon stocks them at a reasonable price.  Click for the DVD-R variety (30 pack spindle) or DVD+R variety.  They also made blank CD-Rs with Forcefield protection as well.

If you want to read more about these discs, here's some links to PDF files from Imation:

Download the Imation ForceField DVD Media Brochure (PDF)
Download the Imation ForceField Technology Whitepaper (PDF)

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I posted this on my MySpace page, but hardly anyone reads that.  Why let it go to waste?  I originally saw this on (porn superslut) Katja Kassin's MySpace blog:

Three Things You Want in a Relationship (OTHER THAN Love)  -- someone who cares, security, fun companion
Longest relationship? -- 5 years
Cell phone service provider? -- t-mobile
What kinda car do you drive? -- honda element
Most hated food? -- liver?
have you ever hooked up with someone from a different race? -- yes - asian, latina
What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day? -- go to a fancy club and have guys buy me endless free drinks!?  
how many sex toys do you own? -- tons for professional use only!
How many pillows do you sleep with? -- three or four spread all over the head of the bed
Which finger is your favorite? -- my right index
How many wisdom teeth do you have? -- all of them and they don't even hurt anymore ...
How many times did you drop your cell phone? -- maybe twice
What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? -- t-mobile thanked me for paying the bill, last real one "miss you to sweetheart"
How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? -- one
What is your current desktop picture? -- default windows xp green pasture, flowers, HP logo
Three of Your Everyday Essentials -- crest spinbrush, contact lens, clean underwear
Age you lost your virginity? -- 17
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? -- yep - i see it often enough in the shower
Have you ever smuggled something into America? -- alcohol from mexico 
Would you rather know how to fix a car or play an instrument? -- play an instrument by far - piano
Touched a snake? yes, had one as a pet
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --  yes, my will is not always iron

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 If you are a fan of Asian porn, join us on the Asian Porno Hottie forum!  It's the most active discussion board of it's type on the web.  Talk about your favorite scenes, starlets, trends -- anything goes if it relates to Asian porn babes!

       

And the best part is, you can even interact with your favorite stars!  Some of the recent starlets who have joined the forum and actively participate include Tia Tanaka, Nyomi Zen, Kaiya Lynn, Keeani Lei, Maxine, Sai Tai-Tiger, Jade Marcela and Tia Ling. 

     

From time to time, there are chat events (in real time) with the girls and special contests.  You might even get to participate in a upcoming Blue Syren porn shoot! 

It's free, so what are you waiting for?  Visit and join today!

 

Those wacky anti-porn pastors (Mike Foster & Craig Gross) at the XXX Church are in the news again.  The stated purpose of the website  is to, "to bring awareness, openness, accountability and recovery to the church, society and individuals in the issues of pornography and to begin to provide solutions through non-judgmental and creative means. XXXchurch is here to make you think, react and to decide where you stand on the issues of porn. We're not here to sling mud, but to shove the envelope and try and do some good." 

I gotta hand it to these guys, they have a knack for attracting controversy and publicity.  This time they came up with the brilliant idea of handing out copies of the New Testament at adult conventions like AEE show in Vegas every January.  But not just any Bibles!  The pastors wanted to distribute custom bibles with the message, "Jesus Loves Porn Stars" printed on the front cover.  However, they ran into a major, unexpected stumbling block when their prepaid order for 10,000 copies was rejected by The American Bible Society. 

According to the publisher, the pastors' mission is appreciated, but felt the words "Jesus loves porn stars" were "misleading and inappropriate".  Pastor Mike disagreed, and was quoted in the LA Times as follows:

"We think this goes with the central message of the gospel and Jesus loves you regardless of your profession," the statement read. This is not about shock tactics, this is about trying to get the word of God to places most say would be impossible but we have found a way to do it." XXX Church is still hopeful someone will publish the books ... ***  "This is about the message of love and grace and compassion to the people we don't like in the Christian world.   ***  ...  Maybe we need to think outside the box to maybe help these people...  ***  ...  Yeah, the cover's out there; it's controversial, it's provocative, it's wacky. But it's to draw attention to the content. If people have that book in their hands, it's a good thing." 

Amen!  I don't agree with everything Pastor Mike and Craig say, but their hearts are in the right place.  These goofy guys maintain an interesting web blog here.

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With the slogan, "Not even once", The Montana Meth Project has been doing some serious preaching of their own, but on the evils of methamphetamine, not porn.  The organization has put together a collection of chilling advertisements on the realities of meth addiction.  Some say these kind of scare tactics are ineffective -- merely modern versions of the "scary" driver's ed films with titles like "Red Asphalt".  Anyone who ever went to a high school party in the past thirty years knows how well that message stuck.  But these "hard-hitting risk and consequence" ads have taken the "art" to a whole new level.  At least for me, they would make me think twice before getting involved in meth.  Here's my favorite (if you can call it that).

It's even better at full size.  Check it out here, along with the scary TV ads.  There's even an option to send them to friends!

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I didn't get much editing done on the first Blue Syren release this weekend, but I did march forward with the studio in other ways.  I secured web hosting for upcoming Blue Syren Productions website, got the ball rolling for a credit card billing solution, and registered another domain name that I may want to use (www.bluesyrenxxx.com).  The new domain is a little shorter than www.bluesyrenproductions.com, which could come in handy in case I want to plaster it across some porno babe's chest or buns in the future.  See, I'm always thinking ahead! 

Until next time!

-- Snowman

p.s.  Blue Syren received it's very first press coverage this weekend.  Yay!  Check out the article on the Adult World News blog published by forum member Smartt.

Jade Marcela has offered to participate in an encore chat event with SRR forum members. If you missed her the first time, here's your chance to chat with this Asian Porno Hottie legend! 

This time, the chat will be a little later and hopefully more people on the west coast will not have a work conflict!  Here's the date and time:

Thursday, March 30th from 7:30 to 8:00 p.m. PST

Again, the chat is free and open to all registered users on the forum.  Please register in advance.  It only takes a minute to sign up, but each new user has to be validated.  The chat room holds a maximum of 50 people. Grab a seat early!

In case you are a casual porn fan, or new to porn and have no idea who Jade Marcela is, she entered the adult industry in 1999 (as barely legal teen!) and has appeared in over 200 titles to date.  Most of these appearances were between 1999 and 2002, a golden age for fans of Asian starlets.  Despite stiff competition from the likes of Annabel Chong and Miko Lee, Jade is probably the all-time nastiest Asian starlet and holds a special place in the heart of raincoaters everywhere.  Nearly all of her performances were extremely nasty -- extreme blowjobs, anal, double penetration, gangbangs -- Jade did it all with few limits.  She is currently working at Defiance Films as a director and produces a private line of dvds for her official website (temporarily down).  For more information on Jade and some recommended DVDs to explore, check out her starlet page on Asian Porno Hotties.

Here's a few adult movies with hot scenes featuring Jade:


 

     Max Hardcore Extreme #8            Gutter Mouths #12                    Up & Cummers #69

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I've started a MySpace page now.  Not so much because I like MySpace, but more for the purposes of networking and promotion.  There are a lot of adult industry people on there.  I will still mostly continue to blog here because I much prefer Xanga.  I think MySpace is a confusing mess!  I could use some more "friends" on MySpace, especially the type that leave comments.  =)

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The first Blue Syren release is currently in "post production".  For you non-filmmaker types, that means I am editing the footage and authoring the DVD. 

     

I purchased a new super fast computer with to handle this task better.  I got a HP Windows XP box (1350n) at Fry's with AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual Core running at 4200.  Right now it has a rebate for $50 -- yay! There are some slightly faster models, but as far as prices go, I think this is the sweet spot right now.  Basically, it's like having two processors working together on one chip!  You can learn more about it here on the excellent AMD site.  There was a time when AMD was always playing catch up to Intel, but now the situation seems reversed.  I jacked up the stock 1 gig of memory to 2 gigs.  So far I'm pretty pleased with the performance!  It handles video editing quite nicely so far.  As more and more software is released that takes advantage of 64 bit chips and the dual core chips, I expect it will only get better!

I am editing the movie with Adobe Premiere Elements 2.0.  So far it is working swell.  I'm new to video editing but this program is making it fairly painless to get up to speed.  Nor has it crashed on me (knock on wood) unlike most video software I tried in years past.  Although it is marketed to "home users", it uses the same engine as Premiere Professional and has a lot of advanced features.  I have the full version of Premiere Production Studio here if I need it, but I don't wish to struggle with all its complexity and nuances for the time being.  I'm anxious to actually jump in and get something done.  Most people simply don't need all the high end features found in the top shelf software packages.

I've also recently discovered ACID -- lol, not the drug, the awesome music editing and creation program from Sony (and originally developed by Sound Forge).  If you never tried it, it's kinda like a fancy music construction kit based on loops.  Loops are short, previously recorded music samples usually from just one instrument.  It's fun and easy to create music that sounds pretty good, even if you can't play anything yourself.  The program has the ability to incorporate your own music also if you have those kind of skills.  If anyone has some loop collection recommendations, I'd be interested in hearing about them.  I am especially interested in ambient textures and sounds for video projects that would be good as understated background music.  Sony gives away a free but crippled version of the software called ACID Xpress on the ACIDPlanet website.  If you are on a budget, a better bet might be Sony's ACID Music Studio, a scaled down version of the "pro" version that goes for a bit over $50 on Amazon.

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There's only 5 days left in March, but I think I neglected to mention the "Charity of the Month" on SRR.  This month, the featured charity is Doctors Without Borders.  10% of all commissions earned from using the shopping links on my website (and under links on this Xanga) will be donated to this awesome charity.  Doctors Without Borders/Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) is an international independent medical humanitarian organization that delivers emergency aid to people affected by armed conflict, epidemics, natural or man-made disasters, or exclusion from health care in more than 70 countries.

-- Snowman

Shit!  According to Forbes, I don't have what it takes to be a billionaire!  I took the online "Billionaire Personality Quiz"and I only scored 44 out of 100.  My results were, "Upper TaxBracket -- Nice house in the 'burbs, country club membership, privateschools, two-car garage -- enjoy!"  Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Ever wonder if you were missing anything in AOL chatrooms?  Here's an excerpt from a room I was parked in today:

Tcelica93: getting head rite now
Larryheath67: Oh......I KNEW THAT
Larryheath67: dang
Tcelica93: leave me alone
Manchamp3: A kind word never broke anyones mouth.
Tcelica93: im lovin it up here
Snookinhardinfl: IM GETTIN A HANJOB FROM MY SELF RIGHT NOW
Larryheath67: oh,I see
Manchamp3: but what does that mean?
Larryheath67: HE CANT DEVULGE THAT
Tcelica93: that means hes about to shoot whit sticky shit
Larryheath67: ARE YOU NOT ONE OF US??
Snookinhardinfl: HOLD ON NO ONE TYPE ANYTHING..................................................AHHHHHHHH THANKYOU
Larryheath67: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Larryheath67: sorry
Tcelica93: hey snook
Tcelica93: i need a favor
Tcelica93: please
Snookinhardinfl: I WORE A GLOVE YESTERDAY IT WAS LIKE GETTIN STRANGE
Manchamp3: i guess that means snookie is a boy
Tcelica93: can u bring ur hand and do me a job
Larryheath67: OMG
Snookinhardinfl: WHERE U AT
Tcelica93: planet krypton
Larryheath67: Again......OMG
Tcelica93: just take the nearest star and ull get here
Larryheath67: where they make bulbs
Snookinhardinfl: IF YOU SIT ON YOUR HANDS TILL THEY GO NUMB ITS LIKE THERE SOMEONE ELES HANDS
Larryheath67: lol
Snookinhardinfl: ITS THAT EASY
DrJakeThibodaux2: I thought Krypton blew up????
Larryheath67: Glock 21
Larryheath67: it did
Manchamp3: do u know there could be little viral germ things under his fingernails?
Tcelica93: ok does it come with instructions
Larryheath67: I got the tape
Snookinhardinfl: IF YOU USE A DIFFERENT GLOVE EVERY DAY ITS LIKE GETTIN STRANGE
Tcelica93: good shit

I don't believe "Tcelica" was receiving head.  But sadly, I do believe "Snookinhardinfl" was strokin' it.  Who would have thought AOL was such a great place for masturbation tips!?  I knew AOL was good for something! 

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I saw this in March's Playboy and thought it was funny (YES I actually do read the articles and they are quite good)!

Happy Birthday Kylie! ...  I hope you are safe and doing OK.  Miss ya!  xox

:::  SRR Chat Event  :::

Chat online with Asian Porno Hottie MVP JADE MARCELA on Snowman's Raincoat Reviews Tuesday, March 7th from 5 PM to 6 PM PST!

I'm still deciding on a logo for my new adult studio and submissions continue to trickle in.  Which logo do you like best and why? 













If you would like to submit a logo concept for consideration, there is still time to enter.  If I select your design at the end of the contest, I'll pay the winner $200.  There's a thread on the logo contest on my forum here.

-- Snowman