Snowman's Adventures in Shopping

I was shopping for sex toys tonight ... NO ... not for me  ... for purposes of my studio.  You see, when you want to start a porn operation, you discover there is an endless number of things you need to purchase.  Most of these things cannot be purchased in the 99 cent store either!  Many of them are obscure and/or expensive. 

Anywayz, I was really shocked to see Amazon.com sells sex toys!  Not just a few, a couple thousand of them!  They are hidden under "Health & Beauty Aids".  Technically, a lot of the toys are sold by Amazon's retail partners, but they still pop up on the Amazon site like any other product.

To check out the selection on Amazon.com, click this link:

Sex Toys at Amazon.com!

In the end, I didn't get anything at Amazon, mainly because Adult Video Universe was less expensive and tends to ship faster .  In case you are curious, here's one of the sex toys I purchased for $29.25.

This is Tantus' "Blue Pearl Silk Silicone Dildo".  It also comes in a very attractive lavender color.  This dildo has a lot of good qualities going for it.  Check out the full description!

The Tantus Silicone Dildo: Silk - Blue Pearl Large is a High-End, delectable Dong (measuring 6 inches Long x 4-1/2 inches Around) made of 100% smart, safe, and sexy Silicone!  This Silicone toy may be washed with Soap and Water, Boiled, or Cleaned in a 10% Bleach Solution, which makes it:

Hygienic

Hypoallergenic

Long Lasting

Odorless

Tasteless

Basically, you can put this puppy in the DISHWASHER after use if you want!  It works with a harness so it can be used as a strap on and is a good size for vaginal or anal play.

My second adventure in "porn" shopping today involved eBay.  Earlier in the week I purchased a cool outfit at Lip Service for use in an upcoming scene.  However, Lip Service only had the skirt and were sold out of the matching top in the color and size I needed.  Luckily I found the top on eBay!  The seller was highly rated and shipped stuff quickly.  Although the price wasn't that great ($39.99 -- about the same as the original store!), I went for it anyway.  No one else had even bid on this item the entire week it was posted.  It seemed like a sure thing.  

The auction ended earlier tonight.  Sadly, I took a nap this afternoon and forgot about the top.  When I woke up, I discovered I lost the auction!  One person snagged it for a buck more!  I am soooooo annoyed!  I had to scramble to try to find another one.  In fact, my search was not successful and I had to settle for the "petite" size, instead of "small".  I'm a little worried it may be too small. 

On a better note, I've been buying a lot of video equipment from B&H Photo & Video.  This retailer was highly recommend by just about everyone on the rec.video.production newsgroup.  I have to say, they really have been outstanding so far.  Fantastic selection, good prices and fast, accurate shipping.  If you need anything related to photography or video, check these guys out first!

That's it for now!  Today is the last day to submit an lesbian fantasy scene with Kylie Rey and Annie Cruz and try to win those tickets to AdultCon.  I've only received two entries so far.  For more details, scroll down and see my posts from last week.

-- Snowman

"Freak_O_Pedia" posted the following veggie fantasy for Kylie Rey and Annie Cruz on my discussion board this afternoon.  Very impressive Freak!  I think the bar has been raised, but there's still time left to enter!  Once again, the person who submits the best scenario wins two tickets to the convention on October 10th!  If the fantasy scene is really good, I might enact it on an upcoming DVD! 

-- Snowman

KYLIE REY and ANNIE CRUZ Fantasy

Annie & Kylie walk ceremoniously into an oriental designed room dressed in Kimonos. Along the wall is shelving lined with phallic statue like objects. Annie and Kylie each pick one of the objects off the shelf and each grab a small bowl with an oil like substance. They then walk over to the futon on the floor and kneel down in an act of ceremony and lay their objects in front of them. While kneeling they bow to each other before standing and slowly disrobing.

They once again kneel and begin rubbing the scented oil over their bodies. Each of the girl’s excitement begins to build as their hands run over their body. Annie runs one hand down to her pussy and begins to rub her clit as her other had pinches and tweaks her nipples. Kylie grabs the phallic statue and leans back as she inserts it into her well-oiled pussy.

Annie moves closer to Kylie and begins rubbing Kylies breasts as Kylie continues to push phallic object further into her. Annie lays Kylie back onto the futon and replaces Kylie’s hands from the object and replaces them with her own. Annie moves the object in and out of her now very wet pussy as she moves her tongue to Kylie’s clit. Kylie’s hips begin to buck as Annie’s tongue tickles her clit and the movement of the object quickens with twisting motions.

Annie removes the object from Kylie as Annie uses her tongue to replace the object as she tongue fucks Kylie. After Annie licks Kylies hole clean she inserts a couple fingers as she once again licks Kylie’s clit. Annie moves her body over Kylie into a 69 position and lowers her pussy to Kylies awaiting tongue.

Kylie gabs Annie’s chosen phallic object and dips it into the oil. As Annie continues to work on Kylie’s pussy with her tongue and fingers, Kylie inserts the object into Annie’s ass as she licks and sucks on Annie’s clit. Annie lifts her head in a load pleasure moan as Kylie works the object in Annie’s ass and works her clit with her tongue.

Both women become a flurry of tongues and dripping pussy as their climax build. Finally Kylie can no long hold it back as she screams out in a powerful orgasm. Annie furiously rubs Kylies clit as she pushes Kylies climax to the limit. As Kylies hips stop bucking from her orgasm Annie rolls onto her back as Kylie not only continues to work the object in Annie’s ass and also works the other object into Annie’s pussy. Working those two object in and out of Annie send her over the edge as she explodes with her own orgasm.  Kylie kisses her way up Annie’s body as they both collapse in each others arms in orgasmic bliss.

I hope my entry was good enough, cause I so want those tickets

Hurdy gur,
Freak_O_Pedia
freak@freakopedia.com

FIELD REPORT

On the set of Barely 18 #13 (Part Two)
Thousand Oaks, California, July 24, 2004

As promised, here are some more exclusive pictures of Tyra from the set of Sin City's Barely 18 #13.  Since my first post, the DVD is hot off the press and available for purchase!  Doesn't that hot model on the cover look familar?  Enjoy! 

In "Part 3" I will post some pictures of Nicole Brazzle and an interview on SRR! 

I'd like to hear from more of you out there.  The page view to comment ratio around here is pretty sad!  What's up with that?  Maybe you guys would just prefer I rant about the price of gas?

-- Snowman

I posted this on my discussion board, but it deserves a larger audience, especially as we get into the critical final six weeks before the election ...

Passing this resume along ...

-- Snowman

This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available next January, and is willing to relocate.

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I plead guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military:

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College:

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

- I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

- With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

- I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

- I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.

- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

- I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

- I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for most fore-closures in a 12-month period.

- I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire,"
Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

- I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.

- My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

- My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

- I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

- I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

- I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.

- I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law

- I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

- I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

- I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.

- I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

- I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

- I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

- I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

- I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.

- In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

- I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

- I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

- I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

-All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

- All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

- All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004!

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW!

Oh yeah, I neglected to fulfill my duties and let the GUN LAW BILL EXPIRE !!!!!!!

Don't forget ... there's still time to enter the contest for two tickets to AdultCon 7 in Los Angeles on 10/10 (or two newly released adult DVDs from my stash).  The person who writes the best fantasy lesbian scene for Kylie Rey and Annie Cruz wins.  If it's good enough, I will make it happen on an upcoming DVD!  Good Luck!

Good news guys!

TOMO PARADISE has agreed to sign at the Blue Syren Productions booth at Adultcon! Tomo is a very hot Japanese model with her own website. She will be at the Blue Syren booth for a couple of hours in the afternoon starting at 3 p.m. or 4 p.m. I'll post a more firm schedule when it is available.

I love this photo of Tomo with the apples! Sooooo yummy!



Tomo's website and blog are located at these links:

www.tomoparadise.com

http://tomoparadise.blogspot.com/

Come meet her, say "hi" and get your picture taken!

-- Snowman

Also, I want to mention, if any of you guys want to be involved in the studio, this would be a great time to meet me and let me know how you can help out.

I sure could use assistance with many things on upcoming shoots -- locations, make-up artists, props, photography, lighting, production assistants, 2nd camera ... even MALE TALENT! Right now, I can't afford to pay much, but when the studio grows and revenue starts flowing in, I will do my best to bump it up. If you think you would enjoy working in adult industry, it might be a rare opportunity to get some experience and participate.

Regarding male talent ... it's possible I would be willing to cast new guys for some projects. Also, I may have projects that will require a lot of guys on the set at the same time -- such as a gangbang or bukkake. I'll have a list at the booth where interested guys can list their contact information. It would also be a good idea to bring a business card and a couple of photographs of yourself with your name, phone number and e-mail on the back. Serious inquiries only and no flakes!

It goes without saying I'm interested in meeting female talent, especially Asian girls -- in Northern and Southern California.

-- Snowman

ADULTCON 7 CONTEST

I've got two tickets to ADULTCON 7 ($60 value) for the person that submits the best LESBIAN FANTASY featuring KYLIE REY and ANNIE CRUZ. Pretend you were making a porn movie with these two hotties. What's the hottest girl/girl scenario you can imagine?

Post your detailed fantasy as a Xanga comment OR in this thread on my discussion board. Myself and Kylie (and maybe Annie) will judge the results. If its a tie, I'll draw for the winner.

The deadline for the contest is 12:00 a.m. Monday, October 3, 2004.

-- Snowman

P.S. -- if you cannot attend the show in Los Angeles, but still want to enter the contest, I can offer you two DVDs from my stash.

Hey guys and gals!

I secured a booth for Blue Syren Productions at ADULTCON 7 on Sunday, October 10th in the Los Angeles Convention Center. This is an adult industry show that is oriented toward fans. The hours are from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m. and the cost for fans is $30.00.  I will be giving away some tickets on my website.  Check the discussion boards!

If you are a reader here and planning on attending, please stop by and say hi! I'm also interested in meeting other people in the industry since production is gearing up. I've love to meet new and established Asian female talent especially. I will be casting for several movies in the near future. 

Asian porno hottie (and fellow Xanga member) KYLIE REY will be at the booth for half of the show to meet and greet fans, sign autographs and take photos. Also, she will have some DVDs for sale that she appears in.

Also, another hot (and nasty!) Asian gal, ANNIE CRUZ will be appearing at the show. She has her own booth in the talent section, but she agreed to appear at the Blue Syren booth for some of the time when Kylie is not there.  Annie doesn't have a Xanga, but she has a very cool web blog here.  Annie will also be signing autographs, selling DVDs and taking photos. 

I'm working on getting another starlet at the booth for you guys!

For more information on Adultcon, visit this link:

www.adultcon.com/indexa.html

-- Snowman

P.S. - If you are female talent in the industry, and would like to appear at the booth, please contact me ASAP. 

I learned of a really cool website tonight.  It has nothing at all to do with porn, except maybe indirectly, but more on that later!

Check out this website:

http://www.missingmoney.com/

It's a new national clearinghouse for unclaimed property!  YOU could discover that you are the rightful owner of bank accounts, safe deposit box contents, stocks, mutual funds, uncashed checks and wages, insurance policies and many other valuable types of personal property.  Right now about half of the states are participating and more are being added all the time.  It's completely free to search the database.  Even if you are not lucky, you may discover a family member or friend is entitled to something.

So how does this relate to porn?  Well, it doesn't really, but if you discover you are entitled to something, especially if it's a really big amount, consider making a donation to help launch my new porn studio.  I really need the help!  At the very least, buy some new discs and use my shopping links!  Thanks!!!

-- Snowman

(Hey Volleygirl, that was a pretty clean post right?!) 

:::  Naughty Fireman Update (Part 2)! :::

This is the story that just won't die! 

In late July, I posted about the naughty fireman scandal in Sacramento.  In a nutshell, six on duty firemen attended an event called the "Porn Star Ball" at a local Raddison hotel.  The uniformed firemen were reported to have been posing by the fire engine with provocatively dressed women.  A subsequent investigation revealed that this was not an isolated event.  Apparently, firemen from several stations would regularly take "joy rides" -- cruising local clubs, drinking alcohol and picking up women on duty.  Some of the women allegedly received unauthorized rides on fire trucks.

Yesterday's Sacramento Bee reports that now one of the local firefighters who assisted the investigation has received threats on the Internet.  The threat was posted this past Sunday on the Sacramento Fire Department's "Pipes and Drums Band" website.  The unofficial website was created to promote a band created by SFD members.  The purpose and objective of the band is to "represent and honor our Fire Department while embracing the tradition and heritage of the fire service."  [Hmmmm, I wonder how the Porn Star Ball fits into that?]

According to the Bee, the message used foul language in calling the cooperative firefighter a rat and stated "You will get yours!!!"  The post was signed, "Soon to be Ex-Firefighter."  A second unsigned message message warned, "More to Come Your Way!"  The original post was removed from the site Monday afternoon.

An investigation into the threats is ongoing.  In addition, Fire Chief Julius Cherry, yesterday presented the initial findings of a special task force created to address the problems and change the department culture.  However, despite three months of investigation, Cherry stated, "the majority of the report is not done" and few specifics were given. 

The Bee reports that last time the department's "code of conduct" and "ethics packet" was updated was 1972.

Lots of drama being a firefighter these days huh?!

-- Snowman

For further reading:

http://www.sacbee.com/content/news/story/10831523p-11749457c.html
http://www.sacbee.com/content/news/story/10821336p-11739316c.html