
::: good vibrations :::
Ladies ... did you ever wish you could discreetly carry a vibrator with you at all times? Blissbox's "Vibi" may be the answer! Vibi lets you turn your Nokia cell phone into vibrator! It's a mobile application that works by letting you control the vibrating battery. Currently there are three settings for your pleasure -- wave, tease or pulse. You can also create your own custom "naughty sensations".
Think about how useful Vibi would be while traveling! The last thing you want is to go through airport security and have your secret stash of traditional sex toys discovered by some security gorilla! Imagine the embarrassment as they "test" each one to make sure it is not really an explosive device. I heard about this product on Dr. Dean Edell's weekly radio program on health issues (of all places!).
Although they don't sell Vibi (yet), a good source in the USA for adult toys is Sensual Universe.
::: investing in sin :::
Ever hear the phrase "Sex sells"? Well, it's true. The adult industry is estimated to generate between $2 and $10 billion dollars annually in the US alone. But sex isn't the only "sin" industry that sells -- so does alcohol, tobacco and gambling. Short of starting your own porn company or opening a new glitzy casino on the Vegas strip, how can you get in on the action?
One easy way is to invest in the VICE fund! The VICE fund is a no-load mutual fund that was established in August 2002 and limits it's holdings to these "sin" industries plus equally un "pc" military stocks. Many financial experts feel that companies in these sectors are recession proof. In other words, even in hard economic times, they do well (or better?). Folks do not stop drinking, smoking or hoping for Lady Luck when the bottom falls out.
The VICE fund is sort of the polar opposite of "socially responsible" investing (SRI). In SRI investors screen out companies that sell objectionable products or engage in "bad" acts. Although the idea has proven popular, from a financial standpoint most of these funds have proved disappointing.
As of the end of July, Vice Fund's top ten holdings were:
4.4% - Anheuser-Busch Companies
4.3% - Altria Group
3.9% - British American Tobacco
3.7% - International Game Technology
3.5% - L-3 Communications Holdings
3.5% - Diageo PLC
3.2% - Fortune Brands Inc
3.1% - Harrah's Entertainment
2.9% - MGM Mirage
2.7% - Shuffle Master Inc.
Where are the porn companies? Unfortunately, most porn companies are privately held and as such, the VICE fund cannot directly purchase stock in them. However, it is possible to invest in related industries such as cable companies and channels that air lucrative adult programming.
So far, performance has been impressive. In 2003, the fund sported a total return of 34% and 24% last year. This year, the VICE fund is up 7.2%. All in all, since it's inception, that's a return that exceeds 19%, much higher than the market as a whole. These numbers are good enough to rank the fund in the top 10 (for one year performance) by Lipper as of 07.31.05. Now that the fund is three years old, it will be including on Morningstar and Lipper's three year rankings as well. Minimum investment is $2500.

Now there's a companion book too -- Investing in Vice: The Recession-Proof Portfolio of Booze, Bets, Bombs, and Butts. The book touts itself as the "ultimate defense in these troubled economic times.
If this blog entry inspires you go out and "invest in sin" and you do really, really well, please don't forget me in your will! =)
-- Snowman
Sources and further reading:
Jack Sirod Column, "Vice Pays Nicely For This Fund", Sacramento Bee, 08.07.05.
Caslon Analytics Profile: Adult Content Industries, 11.04
VICE Fund Facts & Returns webpage, 08.10.05
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